Actor. Singer. Model. Restaurateur. Party boy. Alcohol Enthusiast.

 

So….

I stood at the toilet trying to pee and getting rid of this feeling of shame. I stood there for a good 2 minutes trying to force myself to pee. I finally feel it coming. Shit. Literally shit. I then feel the piss coming along and it’s a race to the finish. What’ll come out first. I thought that I would shit my boxers along with pissing. However, the piss beat the shit. Accident averted.

  1. bunnyyogi said: dude were you sitting down?
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